Recently, countries on Planet Dennis have been banning short sleeved shirts. As many citizens of America will know, our right to wear T-shirts is protected by the 2nd amendment, whcih says that we have the right to Bare Arms. Some people tell me that it is actually the right to Bear Arms, but that's ridiculous. Who would cut the arms of of a bear? Stupid.
Anyway, we have three options.
Option 1: Allows T-Shirts
More social points, science, and uranium
Option 2:
More coal, more military and industrial.
Option 3:
Let different countries choose
None

agreed we need to protect our freedom!!!!

Ban those T shirts or all is lost. For if we don’t, soon, very soon, temperatures will plummet and all who dared to tempt fate by wearing T shirts will freeze and die an agonizing death.

With all due respect, Planet Dennis is warming up. And that violates the second amendment "the right of the people to keep and bear(bare) Arms, shall not be infringed"
T SHIRTS FOREVER

Notice how if we allow T shirts we get more uranium? That means more nukes and soon nuclear winter will come if we allow t shirts.

Who would cut the arms of of a bear? An arms collector maybe? I like this bill

Why thank you Rattlehead. I always appreciate input from fellow Hillbillies.