It is a common question asked by our planet and we need a definitive anwser on it. I trust the great minds that you all have to come to a conclusion for this matter and bring the right move to make sure that people like you and me are never confused about it like the many years passed. Pleafe for the sake of the Planetary Union make the best desision and help the people rest easy at night. Thank you for your time.

Elab07
-The Hillbilly Coalition

I believe that cereal cannot be a soup. According to the Dennis Dictionary of words, soup is a liquid dish, typically made by boiling meat, fish, or vegetables, etc., in stock or water. Therefore cereal even when ate with milk or (god forbid) water, cannot be technically described as a soup no matter how you put it.

Signed, Gibeonboy88
President of the Conservative Party

Note that it says typically so cereal could be the exception to this and thus be a soup, additionally what if someone boiled cereal or added vegetables to their cereal then it would fit the typical definition of soup.

Yes, however that is very Unkosher and our sizable population of Kosherites would be quite unhappy. Therefore, cereal is not a soup, and it does not mattter whether a hot dog is a sandwich because pork is very very very unkosher

I can’t argue with that